This was sent to me by e-mail. I don't necessarily recommend trying these. :)

• Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
• Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
• Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
• Dont use any punctuation
• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
• Sing along at the opera.
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
• Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"