Patient: I have a terrible problem, Doctor. I keep losing my memory.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?

Nurse: Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he's invisible.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Patient: Doctor, I think everyone tries to take advantage of me.
Psychiatrist: That's silly. It's a perfectly normal feeling.
Patient: Is it really? Thanks for your help, doctor. How much do I owe you?
Psychiatrist: How much do you have?

Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever pays any attention to me. Sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
Doctor: Next!

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