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ON PACKAGING FOR AN IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.

ON CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning - keep out of children

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.