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A man was driving down the interstate when his cell phone rang. He answered and heard his wife's voice say, "Are you all right?"

"Yeah," he replied, "why?"

"I just wanted to warn you to be careful. On the news they said that some nut was seen driving the wrong way on the interstate."

"A nut?!" he exclaimed. "There's hundreds of them!"