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Things you don't want to hear while lying on the operating table:
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. The guy's got two of 'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- Man! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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