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Q: What do you call a Ford project car? Q: Why did Ford put heaters in the bumpers of their new trucks? Q: Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodynamic? Q: What did the Chevy say to the Ford? Q: How can they approve the new Ford truck? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?. Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Q: Why are the Ford dealers giving away a free German Shepherd with every car sold? Q: Why do the new F-150's have larger bumpers? A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said, "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. The man then said, "Come on, get in the car with me and I'll give you two lollypops." The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you a whole bag of lollypops!" Finally the girl turned and said, "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!" A Texan was bragging to a young man about how much money he had, how many great adventures he'd had, and how much land he owned. The man, growing tired of all the big talk, finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own?" The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man, "Well sonny, let me put it to ya' like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown." The young man shot back quickly, "Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too!"
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