Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

• Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP
• Fetch command not available on all platforms
• Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side
• Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit
• Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail"
• Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee
• Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging
• Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
• Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work
• SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question!
• Distracted by cats chasing the mouse
• TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ("Too hard to type with paws")