A man walked out of church one Easter morning, and the preacher was standing at the door to shake hands. He grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.

The pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

"I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor," replied the man.

The pastor asked, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."