Dr. Seuss Explains Computer
Crashes Many of you have wondered why a
computer crashes. It is usually very technical but maybe
this will help:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your
mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the computer's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the
disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to
RAM your ROM...
then quickly turn the 'puter off and be sure to tell your
Mom!!
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