Comments written on claim forms following auto accidents:

• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• The truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
• I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.
• I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.